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You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that’s been staring at you the whole time with it
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I just had a physical exam today and I haven’t done the little knee hammer reflex test since I was like four years old so I was just like “yeah it’ll just make me flinch or whatever nbd” but when the doctor actually DID it my whole ass leg fucking launched into the air like I was David fucking Beckham. She didn’t even give me a second to recover either, I was gripping onto the exam table for dear life like “oh my god I’m so sorry” and WHAM she nails the other one. My entire body jolts as my foot flies three feet in the air and she twirls out of the trajectory of a five toe death kick to the groin like a capoeira master and just says “you have very brisk reflexes”. Like miss ma’am with the PHD didn’t just Ratitouille my whole shit. Like respectfully your honour you just played my skeleton like a piano, what the hell
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YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART
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Oh holy shit did I never post the finished blanket from my saga earlier this year
Did finish it before the wedding!! My sister cried and I cried and her husband loved it and it was lots of love all around. It is actually queen sized, nearly 100"x100", done in worsted weight on size 8/5mms.
The final tally:
Just over 240 hours 💀
Also can’t believe I didn’t mention it but I also made a matching one for their cat. They put it on this chair which is specifically this guy’s and has never been sat on by a human since they got it
In honor of breaking 1k notes on this I am pinning this post, mostly bc I want everyone liking reblogging and commenting to know that I am crying tears of joy and love you all very dearly. Thank you so so so much ;_; !!!!!!!!!!
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from today’s entry:
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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.
Is this Interview with the Vampire?
…technically, yes.
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insane fucking slogan
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Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging … but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà–
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
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